Shocking news out of Washington DC today

As I'm sure you've heard by now, Congressman Mark Souder resigned from his seat today when it came to light that he had an affair with a member of his staff. In these uncertain times I'm sure that the first question that comes to your mind is, "Well, what does she look like?"

Have no fear, the Razor is here. Not only have I discovered the identity of his mistress, but I've linked a copy of their "sex tape" here:



Do not worry, not only is the "sex tape" safe for work, but it was originally intended for a daily radio spot he recorded for WFCV, a Christian radio station in Fort Wayne, Ind.

What kind of misguided nut films an abstinence video with the skank he is "hiking the appalachian trail" with?

This kind: