Slammer Jam 2011

In an Adam's Razor exclusive, I am able to offer video from Bama Jam 2011! Hosted by Ronnie Gilley w/ guest appearances by Lil Wayne, Lindsey Lohan, and a host of other incarcerated celebrities, Bama Jam 2011 promises to be one hot ticket.




Act now before the spots fill up! Advance tickets are now on sale for the low, low price of 1 felony or 3 misdemeanors, whichever you prefer. Tired of paying $5 for a bottle of water and $8 for a hot dog at music festivals? No problem. In addition to your food and drink, lodging is included in the admission price.

Concert goers will also be given the opportunity to give money to Harri Anne Smith. By "given the opportunity" we mean if you don't give, they will "do everything they can to take your a$$ out."*

In addition to the concerts, Bama Jam 2011 will include non-electronic Bingo. Unfortunately, winners will be paid not in cash, but in cigarettes.

A strict dress code will be enforced throughout the weekend.

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This is not the official Adam's Razor post concerning these Federal Indictments. Just wanted to buy myself some time to do it up right. Check back soon.

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*This is a direct Ronnie Gilley quote (and one the cleaner things he said) taken from page 11 of the Federal indictment, which can be found here. As a word of warning, this document contains more profanity than the comments section of my misguided "Slicer participation post" of last week.