Luvinator 2: Grudgement Day

As promised, today you will be treated to some brief commentary on the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger participated in an extra-marital affair, which resulted in the birth of a child. If only we'd been given a hint that Arnold was a womanizer, maybe then we wouldn't have been so shocked at this stunning revelation. But no, looking back on his 40+ years of celebrity life there was no hint of scandal, no incidents of groping women, no misogynistic comments, &c.

I'm sure you haven't been frantically hitting you refresh key to read my wit. No you came for the photos!

First, the child. As you can see, DNA testing was not required to confirm that Arnold was the father:



Clearly steroid use runs in the family...

And the mistress? Something Arnold said about the beast in Predator comes to mind. Sadly, the language precludes me from using it...




Mamacita!

Ok, here's the real photo of the mistress and the child:

Dear Maria Shriver,
When your housekeeper's son looks exactly like your husband, that probably isn't a coincidence.
Sincerely,

Adam

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Until next time...