An Inconvenient Tryst

I know I promised not to ridicule Al Gore (here), but it is becoming exceedingly difficult to refrain. Today we find out that the Gores' 40-year marriage ends not because they "grew apart", but because he was having an affair with Laurie David. Read about it here: link

For background, Laurie David is a rabid environmentalist and the ex-wife of Larry David. She helped produce Al Gore's movie. Larry David is the comedic genius who brought us "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusaism".

Let's get the unpleasantries out of the way first. The cast of this love quadrangle:



If you read through the article I've linked above, you'll no doubt be stunned by this quote: “Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers," an insider tells Star. "It couldn’t be avoided."

Sleeping with Al Gore couldn't be avoided? Really? If only she'd met him when he had his horrendous beard.



On second thought, was the beard any worse than this?




It should be noted that Mrs. David has denied the rumors. Then again, who besides Tipper would admit to sleeping with that beast.

I know Mrs. David is an advocate of buying "Carbon Offsets" to counteract her energy use. I wonder if there is anywhere she could purchase some "Disgusting Offsets"?