I know you've been frantically refreshing The Razor, anxiously awaiting my blistering sarcasm with regards to today's news concerning Al and Tipper Gore and their impending divorce.
For the 1st time since the Razor's inception, I'm gonna have to disappoint you.
Making fun of Al Gore is just too easy, and I don't want to waste good jokes on a buffoon.
I do offer congratulations to Tipper.
Please accept my sincere apology. I will make it up to you soon.
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