Just got a text from a concerned slicer. It seems that foxnews (can't link, I'm on my cell phone) is reporting a 30-something couple was murdered-missing in an ocoee campground. I am in an ocoee campground but have not been murdered as of midnight.
If foxnews reports that someone dies from laughing hysterically, it could be my companions as I'm reading them random razor posts.
If I get murdered later this weekend, you can have my stuff.
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2 comments:
I heard the same report but didn't realize you were already in that neck of the woods. Thank God it was good news for the slicers of the world. If things do go brown for you, dibs on the PBR trucker hat and the house.
By the way, 'you sure got a purdy mouth, Boy.'
SR
Thank God you were not murdered as well! If something had happened to y'all you wouldn't have been able to go on the lake trip to Eufaula this month and instead of it costing us $33.33 per night per couple we would have to pay $50.00 per night per couple and we might have had to cancel if that happened. The kids would have been devastated. You guys need to keep watch on this story. You know, you can't always rely on that dang Fox News at 9 o'clock. You should really just stay tuned into WTVY News 4. Now they are a very reliable news source and will surely keep you updated on what you need to know to remain safe! Anyways got to go...oh by the way, I am glad y'all are safe. AK
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